{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jake (derpy128)'s status on Monday, 15-Dec-14 05:26:01 UTC","author_name":"Jake (derpy128)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derpy128","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3759322","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2620\" class=\"url\" title=\"Dr. Adam Young, PhD\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">yodelerty<\/span><\/a><\/span> you're not useless. Justin Beiber is worthless. You are alive. Be glad that you have life. Think about it. We're on this big spinning rock hurtling through space, and boom! Life chose to grow here. And then, all this evolution, all this life, all led up to us. And to you."}