{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jake (derpy128)'s status on Monday, 15-Dec-14 06:30:17 UTC","author_name":"Jake (derpy128)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derpy128","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3759511","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2620\" class=\"url\" title=\"Dr. Adam Young, PhD\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">yodelerty<\/span><\/a><\/span> you're 22. You have lived on the earth for 22 years. That's a long bananasing time for some thing that is &quot;worthless&quot; to be alive. If you were truly worthless, natural selection would have had you eaten by lions a long time ago."}