{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jake (derpy128)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Dec-14 02:35:55 UTC","author_name":"Jake (derpy128)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derpy128","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3760235","html":"If your waiter at an ethnic restaurant speaks a word of English grammatically correct, and without an accent and is white, leave or face the worst diarrhea of your life."}