{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Someone Probably (elli)'s status on Thursday, 18-Dec-14 01:09:46 UTC","author_name":"Someone Probably (elli)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/elli","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3761586","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4526\" class=\"url\" title=\"Sunder Claws\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mastertdi<\/span><\/a><\/span> &gt;get gf named polly<br \/>&gt;fall love<br \/>&gt;get married and devote life to her<br \/>&gt;she leaves you for a black man<br \/>&gt;become alcoholic<br \/>&gt;lost everything<br \/>&gt;tfw"}