{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jake (derpy128)'s status on Thursday, 18-Dec-14 15:58:53 UTC","author_name":"Jake (derpy128)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derpy128","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3761989","html":"HEY I DONT PULL FACTS OUT OF MY ASS. I PULL THEM OUT OF MY EAR GOD DAMNIT."}