{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jake (derpy128)'s status on Friday, 19-Dec-14 01:44:56 UTC","author_name":"Jake (derpy128)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derpy128","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3762696","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33413\" class=\"url\" title=\"Allif Ashotep IV\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">fyf<\/span><\/a><\/span> We watched all three Lord of the Rings movies in one sitting for New Years eve. I wanted to eat my shoe and almost resorted to cannibalism a quarter into the Two Towers."}