{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"monsutaa kaado! (mushi)'s status on Friday, 19-Dec-14 02:29:48 UTC","author_name":"monsutaa kaado! (mushi)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/mushi","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3762805","html":"the guy on facebook asked &quot;my virtual friends, why do you live so far away?&quot; and i answered &quot;well, by definition, if they lived near, they'd be real friends, not virtual friends&quot;<br \/><br \/>he seemed shocked"}