{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Someone Probably (elli)'s status on Friday, 19-Dec-14 23:29:51 UTC","author_name":"Someone Probably (elli)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/elli","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3763463","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33282\" class=\"url\" title=\"Schr&#xF6;dinger's Cat\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">spots<\/span><\/a><\/span> It would solve racism. After a short time on the sun, everyone would be black. And dead."}