{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Saturday, 20-Dec-14 00:31:27 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3763533","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/34790\" class=\"url\" title=\"Hunter Van Roekel\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">thechanglinggamer<\/span><\/a><\/span> Kermit the Frog is at the door.<br \/><br \/>&quot;Hello, Kermit the Frog here,&quot; he says saucily. &quot;I'm here so you can stuff your hand up my rectum YAAAAAAAAYYYY&quot;"}