{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Saturday, 20-Dec-14 00:33:35 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3763539","html":"You are a puppeteer working for Henson's Workshop. While at the office late at night, the Kermit muppet comes to life and speaks to you. &quot;It's your turn to be the puppet.&quot; He violently shoves his little frog hand into your asshole, killing you instantly.<br \/><br \/>Five Nights at Hensons."}