{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Dec-14 21:21:57 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3769047","html":"OK, no, but really. "All About That Bass" is literally and objectively the worst thing that has ever been called a song."}