{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"awlxa\u013aan (awl)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Dec-14 22:42:19 UTC","author_name":"awlxa\u013aan (awl)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/awl","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3769127","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33284\" class=\"url\" title=\"Nick to the O\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">nickonarwhal<\/span><\/a><\/span> you'd think it'd be a concerted effort <i>to screw<\/i> in front of one's girlfriend's parents.."}