{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Thursday, 25-Dec-14 07:57:51 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3771883","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/32751\" class=\"url\" title=\"MerryTao\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">metaltao<\/span><\/a><\/span> Yeah man, if you're having crazy strong stuff on your first go you're not gonna like it. That's like giving a 3rd grader calculus work and wondering why they hate math."}