{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Thursday, 25-Dec-14 13:17:25 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3772578","html":"The evil Kim planned, he planned and he waited, for soon he would destroy the holiday that everyone celebrated. He drew up a plan, and just like that, he had sewn himself a nice little Santa hat. "I'll dress up as Sandy, use my good looks and charm! I'll convince Seth Rogen that I mean no harm. Then, in the dead of night when they've let their guard down, I'll steal all the trees and take the decorations down!" The plan just might have been one of his best, (for he knew it was more plausible than all of the rest.)"}