{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Xandrae Imnotgivingmynametoamachine (fortecanter)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Aug-11 10:57:04 UTC","author_name":"Xandrae Imnotgivingmynametoamachine (fortecanter)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/fortecanter","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/377536","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1022\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">queenstarlightbolt<\/span><\/a><\/span> This. I'm not even American."}