{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Hotpotato Butterfingers (spots)'s status on Sunday, 28-Dec-14 05:30:40 UTC","author_name":"Hotpotato Butterfingers (spots)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/spots","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3778624","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28430\" class=\"url\" title=\"Tair&#x101;-chan\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">northernnarwhal<\/span><\/a><\/span> The furry dog rituals are where you sacrifice a virgin (so usually another furry) and then dance around it chanting and barking and wagging your tail, I think"}