{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jake (derpy128)'s status on Sunday, 28-Dec-14 19:07:32 UTC","author_name":"Jake (derpy128)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derpy128","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3779593","html":"I'll try anything but new country. That kiwi is like taking a ride through Arkansas or Texas in the back of a limo truck with a confederate flag on it, taking shots of whiskey while shooting anything that moves with a minigun"}