{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Monday, 29-Dec-14 04:10:53 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3780793","html":"So Bart Simpson walks into a bar.<br \/><br \/>Moe blows his cherriesing head off because he's tired of all those god damn crank calls. He then turns the gun on himself and pulls the trigger."}