{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"MetalTao (metaltao)'s status on Monday, 29-Dec-14 06:14:05 UTC","author_name":"MetalTao (metaltao)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/metaltao","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3781274","html":"!<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/group\/3289\/id\" class=\"url\" title=\"FurryHelpGuide (tobefur)\"><span class=\"fn nickname group\">ToBeFur<\/span><\/a><\/span><br \/>HEY! YOU!<br \/>Yeah YOU! <br \/>Are you a furry? Do you WANT to be a furry?<br \/>Come on down! WE will sit down and talk with you about your future Furry Career!<br \/>Our (Not so) liable staff will sit down and talk with you and help you understand how to:<br \/>YIff<br \/>FurSuit<br \/>Growl<br \/>Make [REDACTED]<br \/>and Yiff!"}