{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"delete_ (remove)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Aug-11 18:45:34 UTC","author_name":"delete_ (remove)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/remove","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/378151","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1768\" class=\"url\" title=\"Isaac B. Notlastname\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">derpy<\/span><\/a><\/span> Believe it or not, I've tried that excuse with a principal before. Doesn't work, because the tool itself isn't considered a weapon even though it can be used as a projectile, similar to how you could still strangle someone with balls of paper or bare hands, but they're not intended to be used in that fashion."}