{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Someone Probably (elli)'s status on Monday, 29-Dec-14 22:53:11 UTC","author_name":"Someone Probably (elli)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/elli","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3782058","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/131\" class=\"url\" title=\"Elliot\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">ellistia<\/span><\/a><\/span> I asked my parents for a pet Tamagotchi and they got me a pet rock instead. It really wasn't the same."}