{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Friday, 02-Jan-15 22:28:18 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3788536","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/34914\" class=\"url\" title=\"Callee\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">cryxminx<\/span><\/a><\/span> Twilight is the ultimate definition of Alicorn privilege. She's teaching impressionable young girls that they too can be Alicorns even though the obviously can't."}