{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Friday, 02-Jan-15 23:43:23 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3788698","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/34914\" class=\"url\" title=\"Callee\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">cryxminx<\/span><\/a><\/span> I used to have this theory that their mother is a senile old mare who dodders around upstairs rooms in the castle.  She'd be legally the Queen, but unwilling to abdicate, so Celestia would be a ruling princess."}