{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"MetalTao (metaltao)'s status on Wednesday, 07-Jan-15 00:18:31 UTC","author_name":"MetalTao (metaltao)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/metaltao","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3792626","html":"[Holds sealed envelope] OK! Ladies and Gents... I hold in this envelope... Taira's one weakness... [Audience gasps] Yes Yes, Terrifying! Today, I am going to reveal it! [takes letter opener as the crows panics in their seats, one shouting insults] Calm now... I have to... [Opens letter as the medium for the crisp parchment floats to the floor] The Winner... Of the 2015... Music awards... Goes to... [Looks at letter] IMAGINE DRAGONS!"}