{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gage LeBoeuf (yatta)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Aug-11 22:23:44 UTC","author_name":"Gage LeBoeuf (yatta)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/yatta","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/379279","html":"I know how to get out of jury duty. Preface every answer with "according to the prophecy...""}