{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Thursday, 08-Jan-15 07:11:33 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3793732","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Pickle Grey Cat\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> As the last Gherkin, how does it feel knowing there is no one else who identifies as a Gher trapped in a human's body?"}