{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Saturday, 10-Jan-15 01:46:15 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3795734","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/17847\" class=\"url\" title=\"Forget Me\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mrmattimation<\/span><\/a><\/span> I'll never wrap my head around how a harmless parody of an aesthetics product could violate anyone's rights."}