{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Someone Probably (elli)'s status on Monday, 12-Jan-15 03:40:14 UTC","author_name":"Someone Probably (elli)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/elli","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3798672","html":"Sometimes I lay in bed awake at night, wondering about the deeper, serious issues in life. For example, I wonder if Hitler tipped his waiters."}