{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Friday, 16-Jan-15 00:24:17 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3804379","html":"&quot;Twilight is gay.&quot;<br \/>&quot;No she is not.&quot;<br \/>&quot;Yes she is.&quot;<br \/>&quot;I know she isn't.&quot;<br \/>&quot;Twilight is totally gay, and you know who else is gay? Rainbow Dash.&quot;<br \/>&quot;Ok well that one doesn't surprise me.&quot;<br \/>&quot;And Fluttershy. Fluttershy is pretty gay. Ummm... Pinkie. She's gay, big time. Rarity-&quot;<br \/>&quot;Okay, hold up. You seem to think that everybody is gay.&quot;<br \/>&quot;No, not everybody. Applejack has a thing going with her brother.&quot;<br \/>&quot;Okay.&quot;<br \/>&quot;I'm serious.&quot;<br \/>&quot;Sure.&quot;<br \/>&quot;I think the Princesses are scissoring behind the scenes.&quot;<br \/>&quot;Jonathan, nobody is doing any of this.&quot;<br \/><br \/>boom. Award winning movie right there. Just two hours of me and Jonathan discussing who is gay and who is not gay."}