{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Hotpotato Butterfingers (spots)'s status on Friday, 16-Jan-15 13:04:22 UTC","author_name":"Hotpotato Butterfingers (spots)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/spots","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3805213","html":"Dear parents, stop telling me my hair is gross, I WASHED IT FOR HALF A GODDAMN HOUR. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT."}