{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Solidus Sans (liquidusmira)'s status on Sunday, 18-Jan-15 05:34:13 UTC","author_name":"Solidus Sans (liquidusmira)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/liquidusmira","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3807345","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28430\" class=\"url\" title=\"Tair&#x101;\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">northernnarwhal<\/span><\/a><\/span> Next to none is some degree by definition. Aka, me. As well as being blessed with next to no creativity and mediocre intelligence, I also lack the ability to interact with or make meaningful connections with people and I'm incredibly lazy. So I'll probably become homeless and die alone with no prospects for any sort of job because some higher power thought it would be funny to make someone like me exist. Or maybe I exist to make everyone else feel better about themselves. Like &quot;hey, at least I'm not that guy.&quot; That sort of thing. Sounds about right tbh. Not much else I could be good for."}