{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Someone Probably (elli)'s status on Monday, 19-Jan-15 00:00:01 UTC","author_name":"Someone Probably (elli)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/elli","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3808539","html":"The other advantage of horses is they're cute and you can pet them and people won't judge you for it like they do with cars."}