{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"baka dashie (bakarainbowdash)'s status on Monday, 19-Jan-15 00:49:08 UTC","author_name":"baka dashie (bakarainbowdash)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bakarainbowdash","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3808894","html":"a joke:                                                                                                                                                                      so a policeman pulled me over and tapped on my window so i rolled it down. he said "papers." so i said "scissors! i win!" and drove off because he was terrible at rock paper scissors"}