{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Tuesday, 20-Jan-15 03:20:33 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3811111","html":"APPLE I HAVE NEVER EVER EVER EVER TOLD YOU WHO MY FIRST TEACHER WAS. WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS."}