{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"awesam17 (awesam17)'s status on Thursday, 22-Jan-15 17:36:30 UTC","author_name":"awesam17 (awesam17)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/awesam17","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3814807","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33347\" class=\"url\" title=\"Coltz with an X\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">coltz<\/span><\/a><\/span> there are no nipples on a chicken. Only mammals feed their young that way. That is why you sont get extra nip on your fried chicken breast at KFC."}