{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Coltzerino (coltz)'s status on Thursday, 22-Jan-15 17:56:16 UTC","author_name":"Coltzerino (coltz)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/coltz","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3814841","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Zero Suit Gherkin\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> I wouldn't bring it if I thought anyone online now was that stupid."}