{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Thursday, 22-Jan-15 18:33:47 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3814872","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4526\" class=\"url\" title=\"Valerie Plame\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mastertdi<\/span><\/a><\/span> A chili-dog is ordered.<br \/><br \/>&quot;Sorry, sir. We don't accept emeralds as legal tender.&quot;"}