{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"baka dashie (bakarainbowdash)'s status on Saturday, 24-Jan-15 19:44:11 UTC","author_name":"baka dashie (bakarainbowdash)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bakarainbowdash","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3818336","html":"a tale of my clumsiness: today i was making lunch for myself and i was making pasta and frozen vegtables (i'm not a good cook) and i spilled the vegetables while pouring them into the bowl and as i was standing up to throw away the floor-veggies i knocked over the pasta onto the floor and after cleaning it all up, i ended up eating eating crackers with cheese"}