{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Ryan Young (citrusrain)'s status on Thursday, 11-Aug-11 15:32:34 UTC","author_name":"Ryan Young (citrusrain)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/citrusrain","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/381877","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/148\" class=\"url\" title=\"Zambo\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">kingcarcinopony<\/span><\/a><\/span> yeah... Too bad. Just like on Futurama with the suicide booths. (except now that 2008 has passed, they don't keep false dates in the future)"}