{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Monday, 26-Jan-15 23:46:28 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3821369","html":"So earlier today one of my friends came up to me, handed me a banana, and said "Roses are red, violets are blue, you're the first member of the DK Crew"."}