{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Friday, 30-Jan-15 00:50:38 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3824273","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2126\" class=\"url\" title=\"Meloetta\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">meloetta<\/span><\/a><\/span> Being completely honest, if I handed my girl a shotgun and asked her to go kill zombies with me she'd see that as the literal perfect date."}