{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Friday, 30-Jan-15 21:49:43 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3825067","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/12231\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">darkw00d<\/span><\/a><\/span> You're telling me you HAVEN'T read the fourteen million fanfictions where she's banging her entire royal guard unit and also Big Mac for some reason and as a bonus a character known only as &quot;you&quot;"}