{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Sunday, 01-Feb-15 01:04:04 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3826495","html":"I HAVE A COUPLE OF TEENAGERS HANGING OUT IN A COLLEGE DORM ROOM AND THEY STILL ARE NOT AGING"}