{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)'s status on Monday, 09-Feb-15 11:02:05 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleanspark","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3837480","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Gherking of Town\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> She's bisexual for the same reason that Dumbledore is gay and Applejacks parents are dead. One of the writers showed up at the end and said it was so."}