{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Feb-15 23:52:40 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3840662","html":"The last time I was in a cafeteria putting hot sauce on pizza a girl came up to me and said "oh my god that's going to give you throat cancer!""}