{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Feb-15 23:55:56 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3840668","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/12231\" class=\"url\" title=\"born to taste great\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">darkw00d<\/span><\/a><\/span> In all honesty if they're the kind of person who believes hot sauce will give people &quot;throat cancer&quot; I'm not interested regardless of how hypothetically good looking they may be."}