{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Someone Probably (elli)'s status on Saturday, 14-Feb-15 01:07:36 UTC","author_name":"Someone Probably (elli)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/elli","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3845570","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/35611\" class=\"url\" title=\"Chris Moase\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">rednorth<\/span><\/a><\/span> You shouldn't question Real Red, I heard he once went so fast that he set half the world's clocks back 4 hours."}