{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)'s status on Saturday, 14-Feb-15 13:08:41 UTC","author_name":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/critialcloudkicker","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3846186","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29796\" class=\"url\" title=\"Griffin\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">vcgriffin<\/span><\/a><\/span> First you take a nice skillet-pan with a flat surface and throw in just a LITTLE bit of oil. Turn on the stove on low, and just make the skillet-pan heat up just a little bit, then make sure the oil is everywhere on the surface of your pan. crack an egg and gently pour the contents in the middle. Then add a few bacon-bits, and grated-cheese, and some thinly sliced button mushrooms, just spread them out evenly, when the egg has turned solid enough to flip, do just that. Take 1 or 2 slices of bread and pop them in your toaster on high for 1 minute, when done thow them on a plate, and whatever was in your skillet-pan put it on top of that... ... ... And... I think we just made ourselves an omelette on toast... ... ... I failed didn't I ?"}