{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Bryce Burris (derpyderp)'s status on Friday, 12-Aug-11 05:02:37 UTC","author_name":"Bryce Burris (derpyderp)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derpyderp","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/384905","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/218\" class=\"url\" title=\"Brendan\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">abigpony<\/span><\/a><\/span> wouldn't drinking your own pee made you dehydrate faster with all the salt and stuff in it?"}