{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)'s status on Monday, 16-Feb-15 08:51:57 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleanspark","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3849115","html":"It's so nice to come to work and listen to the women in the office complain for \/20 straight minutes\/ about how the gifts their husbands got them for valentines were inadequate. It's like listening to the stereotypical spoiled child characters from a TV show whine about how the horse made of diamonds they got is the wrong color."}